WTF: Discrimination

Call me crazy, but is anyone else fucking sick of gay people, minorities and women screaming discrimination?

Yes, there is, more often than not, blatant racism and sexism in this country but that doesn't really bother me. People will ALWAYS be narrow minded and stuck up their own ass. I, for instance, am a HORRIBLE racist and sexist everyone knows this, yet I still have black, Hispanic, overall foreign and women friends. Why?Because I don't look at the people and see their color or gender. I look at a person and see just that, a PERSON.

If the person succumbs to be another twat-'gangsta' with their pants around their ankles that claims they're that way because of their life in "the projects", then yes, I will call them a goddamn nigger. If on the other hand I see a black person who actually dresses, speaks and behaves like a 'normal' person who might actually contribute something to society, I nod and keep going. If I see a Hispanic guy, working hard, trying to get by here while he sends money to his loving family back in his home country, I nod and keep going. If however, I see a bunch of goddamn spics, driving around in some "tricked out" car that they stole and fixed using drug money, I'm gonna call them out.

The same goes for women. "Oh we have to live with a double standard!" and "Why don't we get paid the same as men?" If you walk up to me with no intention whatsoever of hiding your tits or are wearing your goddamn g-string so far up your ass you can floss with it, I'm gonna call you a goddamn slut. If you are in the office and someone cracks an "inappropriate" joke and you immediately request they get sent to sensitivity training then I will simply say get back in the kitchen before I smack you. If you want to drop the double standard, sleep with 1000 guys at night and home but when you leave your house or go to a bar don't simply bend over whenever you see some twat with gel-ed up hair and his collar popped; act like a respectable chick who just enjoys sex because there is nothing wrong with that. Women who want to be paid the same or more than men should work for it. IF the woman in question is always late, PMSing at everyone or just generally not as hard a worker as a man then so be it. IF on the other hand she ACTUALLY does her job and doesn't act like a goddamn twat-waffle and can tell a joke from a serious statement then yes she should be paid equally.

And someone is gonna troll me for this but, gay people need to shut the fuck up. BUT so does everyone else. Let me explain. I understand that gay people want and feel the need to express their sexuality and I support that. I also understand that there are religions out there that do say being homosexual is a sin and isn't allowed and I realize that there are devout followers of these teachings. So here is my theory: As long as you stop getting in each other's faces, there shouldn't be a problem! "But gays want to get married!" - Well, if they want to be fucking miserable like the rest of us why the fuck not? "But they want kids! We want kids to have a strong moral backbone!" - Take your kids out of public school, take away the internet, TV, radio and newspapers and then we'll talk. "But being gay is wrong!" - You're not gay are you? Well then you're good to go! "We want equal rights! We want to adopt! We want...." - Listen, while heavily debated, I believe that being gay is a choice. It is a lifestyle that you have chosen. There is no reason why a government that has been...."functioning" for the last few centuries to have to add or remove laws just for your life choices. Being black and wanting rights, or being a woman and wanting rights is different from being gay; you chose your path, so don't compare your situation to theirs. I have nothing wrong with gays, a few of my best friends I've had were batting for the other team and I supported their decisions and lifestyles.

Here is my advice to fix this fuck up:

- If you're black and calling racism
1. Pull up your pants.
2. LISTEN to rap, don't act like a fucking choad rapper
3. Don't yell "But Obama is prez" everytime you get in trouble

- All other minorites, pretty much the same for blacks

- If you're a woman calling sexual harassment for an obvious joke or arguing for money
1. Work harder than the man next to you
2. Present yourself professionally and act as such
3. Don't be an over-sensitive cunt, if you want the same as men, you have to deal with men in an environment populated by men. Fucking. Deal. With. It.

-If you've had your snatch pounded more times than Paris Hilton
1. Don't make it obvious, wipe the jizz off your face when you go in public
2. Dress like a person who doesn't work on the corner of 42nd. and University
3. Enjoy your sex, just don't brodcast it to all your friends and people you meet in the mall

-If you're gay
1. Don't run around singing its raining men (or women) in a neon pink banana hammock
2. Don't be a pretentious asshole, claiming the reason people don't like you or something you said is because you're gay. Its because you're a pretentious asshole.
3. If you're gonna be gay, try and adhere to the mild standards set by society and don't run around in short shorts with a dog in a purse and expect people to be okay with it.

In summation, I only have a question: Why can't people, discriminators and their targets just shut the fuck up and act like people? My understanding is that, if I cut black guy, white guy, oriental guy, mexican guy, a chick and a gay guy they all bleed the same and will probably all die at the same time (depending on height and weight obviously). People are people and society and people's opinionated assholes have done wonders to break everyone into a caste type environment. When I see people, I don't immediately assume anything. I study them and their mannerisms and they way they act in public because that is a relatively good representation of their personalities. This goes for the targets too. NAACP - "We as a group...." You are a group. A group of people. LGBT - "We as a group..." Same thing. Stop segregating yourselves for a minutes and just merge with the population. Is not so hard.

So am I crazy?