WTF: Double Standard

Okay, I'm going to immediately come right out and say that I am a racist son of a bitch. I take every stereotype as if it were true about the entire race and I have no problems with other people who are like me and do the same thing.

What I do have a problem with are people who bitch, piss and moan about racism when they actually don't know what they're talking about.

Here's my main point:

A while back, some crazy white lady by the name of Dr. Laura Schlessinger went and got in trouble by saying NIGGER on her radio show. Whereas some people only look at the fact that she said NIGGER on a what is considered a public forum, I look at the entire issue here. A black woman called Dr. Laura complaining about her white husband and his friends and family. Apparently, they would make "racist" remarks about blacks and pretend that she wasn't black and she was starting to grow resentful of him, here is the video of it with the recording of the conversation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7jkow7t0G8

Watch it and listen to what Dr. Laura says vs. what this caller says.....(unfortunately I couldn't find a video without that prick Al Sharpton in it.....) and you'll find that what Dr. Laura says is fucking true.

Why the Hell is it socially acceptable if, when two black dudes meet, they say, "What's up nigga/nigger?" But heaven for-fucking-bid two white dudes said that in the vicinity of a black dude they'd probably get the shit either kicked or bitched out of 'em. Or that weird guy from Seinfield said in in a comedy sketch and EVERY black person in the room had a goddamn bitch-fit. Some random black guy on Comedy Central can say "cracker, spic nigger, chink and kike" and not have ANY repercussions whatsoever.

Why is it wrong for me to call a Japanese person a Jap? Aren't they of Japanese decent? Yes they are. But socially its wrong because that's what my brothers in military service before me called 'em when they were shooting and bombing us during and after Pearl Harbor. Why is it wrong for me to call a Jew a Jew or a kike? Kike is the Yiddish word for Jews who entered the United States at Ellis Island signed their names with a circle instead of a cross because they associated the cross with Christianity so immediately your ancestors separated yourselves from the rest of the American population. I can't use the word kike in my context because its socially wrong? Fuck that. I've known Hispanics who get pissed off if you call them that; or even if you call them Latinos. Well, you weren't fuckin' born in Spain so you're not SPANISH and I'll be damned if I'm gonna speak YOUR language in MY country. (That argument is for a different time.)

I'm a goddamn American. I have the RIGHT to freedom of speech as does every other American in this country. Dr. Laura as well as many other random white people are ostracized for the use of a single word that is/was a derogative term for slaves 200 years ago and then found renewed use and popularity during the Civil RIghts Movement which is in all rights and reason an infringement against that RIGHT.

I refuse to be denied the ability to say a word. Any word. I will say nigger, spic, kike, cracker, sand-nigger, towel head, camel jockey, cotton picker, porch monkey, Jap, honkey, wigger, Heeb, Wop, Ginzo and whatever other racial terms I can remember later as much as I fuckin' want and when I want to as long as I have the First Amendment to the Constitution backing me up. IF one day it changes and all those words become illegal to say for EVERYONE of EVERY RACE and EVERY COLOR and EVERY ETHNIC GROUP, then I will not say them anymore.....unless one of those people piss me off of course....

Here's my list of what people should do to stop this:1. BURN the NAACP. Not just the buildings, the people too. (Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson in particular.) Any group of people that have a stick the size of a 747 lodged up their ass deserves nothing less. These jackasses only further the stereotypes they "try to fight" and are a detriment to the progress of niggers everywhere.

2. Stop being an oversensitive cunt-bag about a word. A WORD had no physical detriment to your health. A WORD isn't a whip crack on your back or a fire hose being turned on you. A WORD that only really affected people who are now dead shouldn't be held with such a stigmata for the rest of the world.

3. Black people, get that fuckin' chip off your shoulder. You know who you are cause I don't mean all of you. You aren't special. You don't deserve a history month (for that matter neither do women or hispanics). Almost, and I do say almost, all of the people who took part in the Civil Rights Movement are either too old to remember it or getting there. All of the original black slaves are dead. WE DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING YOU TWATS! You didn't get hosed, beat or whipped. You weren't subjugated to years of slavery and torture, malnutrition and death upon misbehaving. You don't deserve anything from anyone and anyone who does think they do is a fuckin' nigger at heart.

4. Stop saying "...but Obama is president..." Just because the dude is HALF black doesn't mean anything. He "don't got yo back son" or whatever the fuck you all say. He's also a fuckin' Muslim so think about that. He's the president of the US not of black people. He won't help every black person who's accused of something "wrongfully." Get over it.

5. Act more like white people. No really. If you black people acted a little bit more like whitey, you'd be a lot better off. Look at black news reporters. Suits, ties, no clicking or ebonics, just straight up American coming out of their mouths. Their pants aren't dragging on the floor behind them and they aren't rolling around in a car or SUV that was meant to be a certain height off the ground but is now a foot and a half over where it should be because Wal-Mart was having a sale on spinners. I could get into more but really, just act white.

In summation:Don't be a jackass; say what you want to say when you want to say it and as often as you'd like. Don't be a cunt-bag twat-smacked pussy-bitch about the effects of a word. Its a word. A fuckin' 5 year-old has enough common sense to say "Sticks and stones" but some middle aged jackass can't? Fuck this.

WTF: Discrimination

Call me crazy, but is anyone else fucking sick of gay people, minorities and women screaming discrimination?

Yes, there is, more often than not, blatant racism and sexism in this country but that doesn't really bother me. People will ALWAYS be narrow minded and stuck up their own ass. I, for instance, am a HORRIBLE racist and sexist everyone knows this, yet I still have black, Hispanic, overall foreign and women friends. Why?Because I don't look at the people and see their color or gender. I look at a person and see just that, a PERSON.

If the person succumbs to be another twat-'gangsta' with their pants around their ankles that claims they're that way because of their life in "the projects", then yes, I will call them a goddamn nigger. If on the other hand I see a black person who actually dresses, speaks and behaves like a 'normal' person who might actually contribute something to society, I nod and keep going. If I see a Hispanic guy, working hard, trying to get by here while he sends money to his loving family back in his home country, I nod and keep going. If however, I see a bunch of goddamn spics, driving around in some "tricked out" car that they stole and fixed using drug money, I'm gonna call them out.

The same goes for women. "Oh we have to live with a double standard!" and "Why don't we get paid the same as men?" If you walk up to me with no intention whatsoever of hiding your tits or are wearing your goddamn g-string so far up your ass you can floss with it, I'm gonna call you a goddamn slut. If you are in the office and someone cracks an "inappropriate" joke and you immediately request they get sent to sensitivity training then I will simply say get back in the kitchen before I smack you. If you want to drop the double standard, sleep with 1000 guys at night and home but when you leave your house or go to a bar don't simply bend over whenever you see some twat with gel-ed up hair and his collar popped; act like a respectable chick who just enjoys sex because there is nothing wrong with that. Women who want to be paid the same or more than men should work for it. IF the woman in question is always late, PMSing at everyone or just generally not as hard a worker as a man then so be it. IF on the other hand she ACTUALLY does her job and doesn't act like a goddamn twat-waffle and can tell a joke from a serious statement then yes she should be paid equally.

And someone is gonna troll me for this but, gay people need to shut the fuck up. BUT so does everyone else. Let me explain. I understand that gay people want and feel the need to express their sexuality and I support that. I also understand that there are religions out there that do say being homosexual is a sin and isn't allowed and I realize that there are devout followers of these teachings. So here is my theory: As long as you stop getting in each other's faces, there shouldn't be a problem! "But gays want to get married!" - Well, if they want to be fucking miserable like the rest of us why the fuck not? "But they want kids! We want kids to have a strong moral backbone!" - Take your kids out of public school, take away the internet, TV, radio and newspapers and then we'll talk. "But being gay is wrong!" - You're not gay are you? Well then you're good to go! "We want equal rights! We want to adopt! We want...." - Listen, while heavily debated, I believe that being gay is a choice. It is a lifestyle that you have chosen. There is no reason why a government that has been...."functioning" for the last few centuries to have to add or remove laws just for your life choices. Being black and wanting rights, or being a woman and wanting rights is different from being gay; you chose your path, so don't compare your situation to theirs. I have nothing wrong with gays, a few of my best friends I've had were batting for the other team and I supported their decisions and lifestyles.

Here is my advice to fix this fuck up:

- If you're black and calling racism
1. Pull up your pants.
2. LISTEN to rap, don't act like a fucking choad rapper
3. Don't yell "But Obama is prez" everytime you get in trouble

- All other minorites, pretty much the same for blacks

- If you're a woman calling sexual harassment for an obvious joke or arguing for money
1. Work harder than the man next to you
2. Present yourself professionally and act as such
3. Don't be an over-sensitive cunt, if you want the same as men, you have to deal with men in an environment populated by men. Fucking. Deal. With. It.

-If you've had your snatch pounded more times than Paris Hilton
1. Don't make it obvious, wipe the jizz off your face when you go in public
2. Dress like a person who doesn't work on the corner of 42nd. and University
3. Enjoy your sex, just don't brodcast it to all your friends and people you meet in the mall

-If you're gay
1. Don't run around singing its raining men (or women) in a neon pink banana hammock
2. Don't be a pretentious asshole, claiming the reason people don't like you or something you said is because you're gay. Its because you're a pretentious asshole.
3. If you're gonna be gay, try and adhere to the mild standards set by society and don't run around in short shorts with a dog in a purse and expect people to be okay with it.

In summation, I only have a question: Why can't people, discriminators and their targets just shut the fuck up and act like people? My understanding is that, if I cut black guy, white guy, oriental guy, mexican guy, a chick and a gay guy they all bleed the same and will probably all die at the same time (depending on height and weight obviously). People are people and society and people's opinionated assholes have done wonders to break everyone into a caste type environment. When I see people, I don't immediately assume anything. I study them and their mannerisms and they way they act in public because that is a relatively good representation of their personalities. This goes for the targets too. NAACP - "We as a group...." You are a group. A group of people. LGBT - "We as a group..." Same thing. Stop segregating yourselves for a minutes and just merge with the population. Is not so hard.

So am I crazy?